After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:

His obnoxious brotherPlease Gogh
The brother who ate prunesGotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience storeStopn Gogh
The grandfather from YugoslaviaU Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes whiteHue Gogh
His dizzy auntVerti Gogh
The cousin from IllinoisChica Gogh
His magician uncleWherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousinAmee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brotherGrin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coachWellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncleCant Gogh
The ballroom dancing auntTan Gogh
The bird lover uncleFlamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalystE Gogh
The fruit loving cousinMan Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinkingWayto Gogh
The little nephewPoe Gogh
A sister who loved discoGo Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a vanWinniebay Gogh

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