New Bumper Stickers

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Not everyone has film.
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Seen it, Done it, Can't remember most of it.
- I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Your kid may be an honor student, but you are still an idiot.
- All generalizations are false.
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy
- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
- The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot.
- Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
- Women who seek to be equal lack ambition.
- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- Give me ambiguity or give me... something else.
- Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

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