The following examples are quite astounding!
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-Law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarm = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
Contradiction = Accord Not In It
[From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one of the Bard's best-though-of-trageties, our isistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan = A Darn Long Era
Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher = That Great Charmer
The Conservative Party = Teacher in Vast Poverty
And the Grand Finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." (Neil A. Armstong) = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!